armadillo | Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Meme-Fic

Here's a fun little fic meme! Rules: write 10 categories of fic using as few words as possible. My first choice is Yamamoto x Gokudera, but I'll probably do more pairings later. Please note that my interpretations of various fic types may be somewhat loose, and sometimes I use them as keywords and not, you know, actual genres. Oh, and there's some profanity (thanks to the lovely Gokudera-kun, of course). And sex. And random references to Hunter x Hunter.

Yamamoto x Gokudera

1. Angst
The doctor's words keep ringing in Gokudera's head as he hits the wall again and again, staring angrily at the red drops on the cold gray stone: stupid baseball idiot is paralysed, stupid baseball idiot won't go to the National Tournament, stupid baseball idiot won't get better no matter how much Gokudera yells at him.

2. AU
"Wait, you are prince Yamamoto, the lord of Eastern vampires? You?" Gokudera mumbles weakly and all but drops his sanctified gun on the marble floor.

3. Crack
Sometimes Yamamoto thinks that his friend looks almost alarmingly good in that black one-piece dress.

4. Crossover
"No, I'm not related to the Zaoldyecks, I just happen to be gray-haired," Gokudera sighs wearily. "Vongola could use their powers, but aside from that –" "Good," Yamamoto nods, "I wouldn't want you to go away to another gang, it'd be boring without you around..." Gokudera hits him, yelling something about his loyalty to the Tenth, and Tsuna groans, trying to fade into the background.

5. First Time

"Oh, fuck you, you baseball motherfucker," Gokudera grumbles, crawls out of Yamamoto's bed and starts searching for his cigarettes somewhere on the floor. "Fuck me and my life." Yamamoto just yawns and falls asleep in less than a couple of seconds: Gokudera seems to be happy, so he has nothing to worry about for now.

6. Fluff
Their first kiss is quick, awkward and nervous; as soon as their lips part, Gokudera frowns and gives Yamamoto a hard glare: "Just don't fucking tell me that I smell of tobacco," he hisses menacingly. "Okay," Yamamoto agrees, "you smell of roses," and his nose barely avoids meeting Gokudera’s fist.

7. Humor
Sometimes Gokudera thinks that his entire sex life is basically a comedy of errors, and the biggest and most embarrassing error is called Takeshi Yamamoto.

8. Hurt & Comfort
"How on earth did you manage to burn yourself with your own cigarette? Only because I got batted out?" Yamamoto laughs helplessly and sadly, touching Gokudera's injured bony hand with his callous fingers. "Namimori won, you silly." Gokudera simply snorts at him and turns away.

9. Smut
Yamamoto is not quite as gentle as he may seem to those who don't actually sleep with him, but deep inside, Gokudera sees that as a pretty good thing, even though he never mentions it to anyone including Yamamoto himself.

10. UST
Tsuna doesn't really know how to describe the relationship between his best friends, but there are days when he thinks that Gokudera-kun spends a bit too much time talking about how he hates Yamamoto's face.

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